Welcome to memories...my memories....welcome to a Blast from my Crazy Past!
I was digging around and found this blog post from 12 years ago!
The girls would have been 10 months, 2 years old, 5 years old and 7 years old...
Thursday, 17 November 2005
Every product comes with a disclaimer….here is mine:
If this product [your wife] is not working to her full potential, please consider the following before sending her in for a better model:
a) Her oldest daughter is having some sort of medical problem and she cannot get a hold of the doctors to run further tests. Despite the fact that she has been calling every 15 minutes.
b) The two year old has thrown up everything from the day on her bed. Then slept in it. Then got up and puked all over the floor.
c) She is cleaning up puke.
d) She has only got one load of laundry cleaned, which barely makes a dent in the 12 loads there are to do.
e) She has not got any dishes done because there is something wrong with the dishwasher. Yes, she could wash them by hand like any other human being. No, she does not have time between puking kids, nursing, calling doctors, going to the dentist, changing diapers, cleaning puke, etc…
f) Did I mention that she has not ate anything today and it is 4:32pm?
g) And last but not least, her oldest child went into the sick child's room and threw up all over the floor because of the smell…..
h) Nothing like double throw up to clean up…
So, if you come home and find that the house smells like puke, the laundry is piled on a chair, the office is messy, your bedroom still looks like a tornado hit it, there are dirty dishes piled in the sink, a crying baby, two hyperactive older kids and who knows what else is not right in your castle……
Please consider the above disclaimer.
Then hug your wife and tell her that you love her despite the mess in the house.
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