Family Friday: Interview with Shelby

Dear Friends and Family, 

For January and February, I have been putting up interviews that I have done with my family. These are not your typical interviews like "What's Your Favorite Color?" or "Who Is Your Best Friend?". These questions were more to tickle my family's funny bone and see how they would answer. I was not disappointed and I don't think you will be either! Shelby is next and I was quite entertained by her matter of fact answers as they show her dry sense of humor. Enjoy:

What is your name?
Bob

What do you think of garden gnomes?

…

You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What will you do with it?
Eat it and turn it's skin into a rug

If you had to be shipwrecked on a deserted island and had all your basic needs like food, water and shelter taken care of, what would be the two things you would want with you?
A boat and crew

How much would you charge to wash every window in our town?
10 million

Design a spice rack for the blind.
The rack would have the spices in alphabetical order

How many pennies would fit in our living room?
A LOT

What was the last gift you gave someone?
A Human Bean $5 gift card

What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?
One of the little kids at the day care I volunteer for said that some plastic lettuce was what a tiger eats

Describe the color yellow to someone who is blind.
It the color of the sun

You open the front door and there is a penguin wearing a sombrero. He walks in the house, why is he there and what does he say?
He say that he's here to recruit me for the Sombrero-Wearing Penguins Club

If you opened a store, what would you sell?
Home grown fruit and vegetables

What's a memory that makes you happy?
Watching my family do fun things

On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
5-ish

Would you rather live a week in the past or a week in the future?
A week in the past

If you could ask your pet three questions, what would they be?

1. Do you like me?
2. Do you think I take care of you well?
3. Do you love me?

Who is the funniest person you know?
My Mom

What sound do you love the most?
Bible pages turning

What is the worst thing you did as a kid?
Steal some cookies

What is something you want people to know about you?
I read 50% of my day away

So...did you suspect any of those answers? I didn't. There were several that surprised me! If you missed January's Interviews, you can click on them below:

Peter- Jan. 4th
My Mom, Paula- Jan. 11th
McKenzie- Jan. 18th
Sierra- Jan. 25th

Lastly, Shelby's birthday is coming up in a few days, so be sure to wish her a Happy Birthday and look for the birthday post on her!

Have a wonderful weekend!
Heidi